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Humorous Stuff

“Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.”

Alan McKay

• The most difficult-to-translate sentence of all time
• Some anagrams (and irrefutable proof that Elvis lives!)
• Usenet Humour, some of it perhaps not entirely kid-compatible, though there's nothing really arousing:-) around
• Web Humour: ditto, but mostly from the web
• Here's my own short collection of the thinnest books I never wrote:
  • The Microsoft Press: Comprehensive Compendium of Network Security
  • Dean Martin: On Mixing Non-Alcoholic Drinks
  • Prescott's Wise Words about Pugilism
  • The Duke's Manual of Tactful and Considerate Behaviour
  • Bush and Cheney: More Advice for Peaceful Coexistence (Extended Edition, comes with Rumsfeld's famous guide on How to Locate WMDs)
  • Jobs, Ellison, McNealy et al: Achieve More with Humbleness
  • H. Kohl and G. Schröder: How to Fight Unemployment (with a short afterword by A. Merkel)
  • Chirac's Le Guide de la France Dynamique
  • Charles' Concise Handbook to Torturing, Killing and Frying Corgis
  • Paisley's Hundred Proven Tips for Successful Community Building
  • But the clear Number One in this illustrious list must be my own world-famous “Tourist Vade Mecum to Boringstoke and Immediate Environs”. Order this jewel of a guidebook while you can!

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